The Memo!!!
This blog will be dedicated to the ever so popular "Memo." You know the memo that reminds everyone that you need to put a cover sheet on all your TPS Reports. These memos are not to be treated lightly. Seriously, the memo is the greatest form of communication when something different needs to occur. Unfortunately all to often memos get missed. Perhaps they don't get handed out to everyone. Some people get them but never read them. Some just use them as coffee coasters or paper airplanes. So why is it that no one takes these memos seriously??? Well let me tell you why it is the most important thing that you receive, read, and understand a memo. Below is the story of how the Greatest memo ever written was missed therefore creating the worst mistake possible.
The Greatest Missed Memo!
"Once upon a time in a far away galaxy there was a star war. Driven mainly by an evil Lord Sith's passion to control everything and a strong Jedi force to maintain democracy. In the midst of this war the greatest memo was written. It read this,
"Dear Cloners,
We have one simple request that when you create our clones (storm troopers) please understand that we have a no noob cloning policy."
A fairly simple memo. A one sentence policy not to bad.... That undercuts the average memo size by like 99%. Okay back to the story.
The cloners failed to receive this memo, thus leading them to make the mistake of cloning avid bounty hunter "Jango Fett." See the cloners figured since he was a bounty hunter he must be the best man to clone. They failed to review his record where they clearly would have seen that he had NO captures or kills as a bounty hunter. His main reason for this no capture or kills was because of his shooting capabilities. He can't shoot anything from 5 feet away. This is why Storm Troopers can't hit anything from 5 feet away with there blasters!!!!!
So in conclusion you can blame it on the Cloners missing a Memo about not Cloning Noobs!!!!!!!
The Greatest Missed Memo!
"Once upon a time in a far away galaxy there was a star war. Driven mainly by an evil Lord Sith's passion to control everything and a strong Jedi force to maintain democracy. In the midst of this war the greatest memo was written. It read this,
"Dear Cloners,
We have one simple request that when you create our clones (storm troopers) please understand that we have a no noob cloning policy."
A fairly simple memo. A one sentence policy not to bad.... That undercuts the average memo size by like 99%. Okay back to the story.
The cloners failed to receive this memo, thus leading them to make the mistake of cloning avid bounty hunter "Jango Fett." See the cloners figured since he was a bounty hunter he must be the best man to clone. They failed to review his record where they clearly would have seen that he had NO captures or kills as a bounty hunter. His main reason for this no capture or kills was because of his shooting capabilities. He can't shoot anything from 5 feet away. This is why Storm Troopers can't hit anything from 5 feet away with there blasters!!!!!
So in conclusion you can blame it on the Cloners missing a Memo about not Cloning Noobs!!!!!!!
posted by Mr. President at 3:57 AM
2 Comments:
That's a bit of a stretch, but "Did you get that memo?"
It is the truth... And the events happened in real time!!!!
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