Pen Klepto

Ladies and Gentlemen... I have a confession to make. I am unfortunately a pen kleptomaniac. I just found the courage to face my disease and to tell everyone. This way when I am running for office no enemy can use my pen kleptomaniac disease against me because I came out and let the public know before hand.

Occassionally I will use a pen at my office and then find it later in my pocket while at home. I set it out and make a mental note that I need to take it back to work. I forget. The next day I would grab a new pen to use throughout the day. Then once again I will be looking for something and there in my pocket will be the pen of the day. Sometimes there ends up being two or three pens in my pocket. This has been going on for the past five years. Now normally a disease of this magnetude would have been corrected by now but I have been unable to get help. Tonight I realized that I needed to confess my problem because when I was putting a drink in the cup holder in my truck there was five pens from work blocking access to the drink holder.

So watch your pens around me because I am prone to taking them, but I mean no harm.

:)